1. Those bastards at Wendy’s shortchanged me two orders of fries.

    And this lemonade is shit.


  2. My Final Rant on Chick-Fil-A


    My original intent for this article was to write a thoughtful analysis of the craziness that was Chick-Fil-A appreciation day. But nope. You will get none of that from me. Because I am frustrated, very frustrated, with how this all went down.

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    (Source: johnpaulbrammer, via holisticsexualhealth)


  3. I’m going to eat some hot pockets and go to bed before my unjustifiable rage causes me to spontaneously combust.

    Good night.