May 2013
7 tags
Jukebox musical using hits from the 60’s and 70’s about hell where Satan is introduced when he sings an altered version of I’m A Believer by The Monkees.
Then I saw this place Now I’m a believer! There’s not a trace Of doubt in my mind! I’m in hell (Oooh-ahhh) I’m a believer, I couldn’t leave here if I tried
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
I seldom get responses to these, but always curious....
friendlyangryfeminist:
dear straight people
stop saying the gays
stop saying my gays
lurkerpi:
thriceinatrice:
lurkerpi:
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call...
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:
”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit.
I read the whole thing.
It was shit.
to-dalek-or-not-to-dalek:
sedgeie:
lucykrap:
...
“I don’t think police should have been involved because I’m a good student for...”
– Kiera Wilmot
She spoke about her own case on ACLU’s website. So many thoughts have gone through my head since I originally wrote about her case and since hearing about the criminal charges dropped. So happy for her yet hurting for the students suffering at the school she was forced to attend and...
gay-nations:
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
jinn0uchi:
the-hatred-machine:
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
mrcraabs:
pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn:
spookylittlesleipnir:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
freudian-slut:
anideaforamoth:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg...
1 tag
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
grantaire-dont-care:
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
soclosetoneverland:
I guess once you’re in love with someone, you never really fall out of love with them. You just put it behind you and hope to find a bigger, better love.
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
allmymetaphors:
isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
pati79:
827125:
kawaiisquad:
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?
Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
cockchomp:
she wears short skirts i wear short skirts we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you
