1. Thank you, strange man. I wasn’t actually inquiring as to the state of your penis, but I’m glad to hear it’s “rocked up.”

    Please feel free to not keep me advised as to further developments in that area.

     

  2. gyllenhaha:

    this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

    (via firemen)

     

  3. A straight white aspiring rapper liked my selfie.

    Tumblr sure is weird.

     
  4. Dunno if I am ever going to get the hang of the selfie game.

    My hair is getting really long.

     

  5. Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

    superpoisonivy:

    ehehehelokid:

    spudsexuall:

    Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

    Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

    Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

    Harry Potter and The Bird Club

    Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

    Harry Potter and Death 

    it all makes sense now

    I’m crying.

    (via dominikasass)

     

  6. soulrevision:

    [For more on social justice, follow me on Instagram: soulrevision]

    Despite public outcry, Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery said Wednesday he will move forward with the felony child abuse prosecution of Shanesha Taylor, the jobless mom whose Scottsdale arrest has drawn national attention and prompted calls for Taylor to receive assistance rather than punishment. 

    Attorney Bill Montgomery’s office received a petition on Tuesday with 12,000 signatures asking for Shanesha’s charges to be dropped. "First, they weren’t signatures; they were just a list of names," Montgomery said, referring to a printout from the website. "So I don’t know whether any of the individuals in their pajamas who logged on to the site and put their name on there really had a clue of all the circumstances involved in this particular case.

    Apparently signatures aren’t good enough, let’s call County Attorney Bill Montgomery’s office & tell him to drop the charges against Shanesha Taylor —-> (602) 506-3411

    (via frantzfandom)

     
  7. jayjayvanzz:

    I think I won the entire game

    (via thedreadpiratekari)

     

  8. firemen:

    "People who make fun of the cigarette line don’t understand that he’s supposed to be pretentious"

    Nah, that line is just dumb as hell. I don’t care if he’s supposed to be a robot.

     
  9. foxmccloud:

    can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

    (Source: drunkchan, via firemen)

     

  10. chartini:

    avenging-sherl0ck:

    productofcanada:

    joceln:

    canada looks really broken

    image

    u ok canada

    We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

    be free

    image

    (via taylawrence)