timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… imagedont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

2013 (#)
19/Jun
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geth-metal: frostbackscat: Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes. AHAHAHA Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of  who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?  High-res

geth-metal:

frostbackscat:

Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.

AHAHAHA

Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of 

who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers? 

(Source: cosplay-paradise)

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That was the hardest scene I’ve ever had to write. It’s two-thirds of the way through the book, but I skipped over it when I came to it. So the entire book was done and there was still that one chapter left. Then I wrote it. It was like murdering two of your children. I try to make the readers feel they’ve lived the events of the book. Just as you grieve if a friend is killed, you should grieve if a fictional character is killed. You should care. If somebody dies and you just go get more popcorn, it’s a superficial experience isn’t it?
George R. R. Martin re: The Red Wedding (via lyndsayfaye)
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ladyhistory:

piercinaldhawthorne:

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sometimes-butts: ibnuprofen: hotdog-friend: is that butter no it’s stonehenge I can’t believe it’s not butter High-res

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

(Source: anormaux)

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Get Sexual (Because Fuck You, That's Why)

  • 1. Top turn on
  • 2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
  • 3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
  • 4. Last time you masturbated?
  • 5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?
  • 6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?
  • 7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?
  • 8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?
  • 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?
  • 10. Cup size? (that can work for male and female!)
  • 11. Favorite sex position?
  • 12. Dom or Sub?
  • 13. Is pain a good thing?
  • 14. Do you like biting?
  • 15. Do you like scratching?
  • 16. Are you slightly horny right now?
  • 17. Are you very horny right now?
  • 18. Do you like anal?
  • 19. Do you like face fucking?
  • 20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
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inabasket: Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

(Source: spacecadet)

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fuckingrapeculture: theviraltruth: The First Amendment does not protect you from: Criticism: If you’re a comedian who makes a bad rape joke, people are allowed to point out that you’re not funny as well as an asshole. Shame: If you tweet something racist about President Obama on your public Twitter account that’s connected to your first and last name, people are allowed to say that is bad. The Right to Anonymity: If you take creepy photos of women without their consent and post them on Reddit, people are allowed to try and figure out who you are and post your information on the internet. No one is entitled to anonymity. It’s up to you whether to make it easy for people to find you. Mockery: If you put yourself out there that means your peers (and news outlets) have the right to LOL and comment. Consequences: If you publicly express yourself in a manner that is offensive, hurtful, or just plain dumb, strangers might contact your friends/family/school/employer and tell them what you did. That is not infringing on your right to free speech; it’s pointing out how you choose to exercise that right. Like the rest of the federal constitution, the First Amendment protects us from the government, not from private companies, which may be able to fire or otherwise punish you for stuff you say, even if it’s outside of work. The laws protecting the free speech of private employees vary from state to state, aside from specifically protected speech like labor organizing. Here are some guidelines for public employees and students. via An Idiot’s Guide to Free Speech Yep. Free speech doesn’t mean you are free to be an asshole with no consequence. If you dish it out, be prepared to take it.  High-res

fuckingrapeculture:

theviraltruth:

The First Amendment does not protect you from:

  • Criticism: If you’re a comedian who makes a bad rape joke, people are allowed to point out that you’re not funny as well as an asshole.
  • Shame: If you tweet something racist about President Obama on your public Twitter account that’s connected to your first and last name, people are allowed to say that is bad.
  • The Right to Anonymity: If you take creepy photos of women without their consent and post them on Reddit, people are allowed to try and figure out who you are and post your information on the internet. No one is entitled to anonymity. It’s up to you whether to make it easy for people to find you.
  • Mockery: If you put yourself out there that means your peers (and news outlets) have the right to LOL and comment.
  • Consequences: If you publicly express yourself in a manner that is offensive, hurtful, or just plain dumb, strangers might contact your friends/family/school/employer and tell them what you did. That is not infringing on your right to free speech; it’s pointing out how you choose to exercise that right. Like the rest of the federal constitution, the First Amendment protects us from the government, not from private companies, which may be able to fire or otherwise punish you for stuff you say, even if it’s outside of work. The laws protecting the free speech of private employees vary from state to state, aside from specifically protected speech like labor organizing. Here are some guidelines for public employees and students.

via An Idiot’s Guide to Free Speech

Yep. Free speech doesn’t mean you are free to be an asshole with no consequence. If you dish it out, be prepared to take it. 

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I fucking love Lucy Liu.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (via friendlymoose)

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